Wednesday, December 2, 2009

DEATH TO ALL!!! this thing has spoilers in it. just so you know.

now that i have you attention, it is that time again for me to vent EVERYTHING even though there's not much to rant on.ok.... i made a facebook page... im failing algebra...and im bored to tears. that was basically the entire teenage generation in one simple description. i don't even have much to say because what AM i supposed to say? there's nothing interesting in the world that would remotely pertain to me directly. if there was i would rant about it, but since there isnt im probably gonna end everything at that. GAAAHHH this is boring.

WAIT!! rant subject:the twilight saga. here we go: first of all, never name anything in a series a saga. it is one of the LAMEST words in the english language. secondly, to all of you idiots who actually give a flying pickle about the pile of SHITatke (mushrooms) that stephanie meyers wrote about in two and a half days, and for the gabillionth time: VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!! if you want to read about sparkling night creatures, well you're on the wrong planet. the only night thingy that i can think of that even glows is an insect. that could just mean that all vampires are insects that need to be eliminated by a really big can of bug spray. next, whats with the whole team edward or team jacob debate? personally, id pick team jacob. reasons: 1. vampires are lame. 2. werewolves are lame too but not as lame as vampires. 3. i hate to admit it but, the dude who plays jacob actually looks better that the other guy. p.s. i dont know people's names so bear with me and follow carefully. lastly 4. there needs to be a van helsing in the story somewhere cuz these vampires have got to go. Next, the chick. whatsherface...bella. shes got problems!! the hard part is what are all her problems? she goes through just about what every other teenager goes through in life: she meets a dude. dude "breaks" her heart. ( as if we even know what heartbreak is). dude leaves. she goes into mad spiral. (i only know this cuz my sister dragged me to the movie. it was not willing). she finds new dude. likes new dude. old dude comes back. new and old dude fight for her. she becomes faced with "life threatening decision" between new and old dude. roll credits. WHAT A BOX OFFICE HIT!! if you couldnt tell, that was TOTAL sarcasm. its my native tongue. and in conclusion to my rant there are a few things id like to specify: 1. all those who like sparkling vampires who have serious issues can burn in the fiery depths of hades. 2. i gotta stop doing these rants cuz...? 3. if you have not seen thebigbouncinginflatablegreenball on youtube yet, then SHAME AND DISHONOR TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!
NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU LAZY WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!

bye!

Monday, August 10, 2009

HI...

well people of the world, school is officially back in session. at least for us here in Memphis. all the little snots on the west coast are(as far as i know) still on summer vacation. that kinda sucks for me but it just means that they were in school in JUNE!! there are some important days in June if some of the world didn't know. unfortunately this passing June, the GREATEST ENTERTAINER ON THE PLANET did that weird spin thing for the final time... SO MANY TEARS!!!!!!!!!! oh well... i know that some people are still crying their eyes out but before they even did the public memorial, i was over it. plus if i stayed depressed that best day of the year would be so very sad. MY BIRTHDAY!! i know that makes me seem heartless but i cant stay depressed for too long or else i start spreading evil and sadness all over the place like the grim reaper (only worse). that's all i need to say about that subject.

anyway......
i am sooo bored right now its not even funny. OH guess what? i just got another hole in my ear. that is enough for me. i don't see how people get hundreds of pierces all over their bodies. for example, why in hell would anyone ever get their nipples pierced?!?!?! is there something seriously wrong with them or do they get a kick out of it? don't get me wrong, i have nothing against piercings(wherever they may be) but its just so weird. ok im reaching the end...
IM COMIN ELIZABETH!!!

bye!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

I'M BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKK

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!!! Hey how's it goin? it's 2 in the morning and i am totally bored!! i havent been on for awhile since it's summer vacation but it's almost over because** tear**
SCHOOL IS STARTING BACK NEXT WEEK!!! pray for me people... i know that you know it's hard but, i have to go back to that hell hall. those people(my keepers) aka my parents are forcing me to go. they honestly believe that we students get excited to go back to school but the fact of the matter is they are happy that they arent at school anymore so we (the newer generation) have to go and endure the hardships that they so evilly (sp?) passed on to us. now what i dont understand is why my school is switching to block scheduling this coming year. that means we are basically on college schedule. IT SUX!! i hate it... plus theyre adding two extra classes, honestly: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!? well im gonna try to be more consistent(sp?) with my entries. that means unfortunately for you, you get to read more of whatever is going on inside the psychotic abyss of MY MIND!!!
NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!!
c ya 2moro **insert evil laugh here**

Friday, May 8, 2009

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OK, let's see... I'm pretty bored right now. and I don't really know what to say... how bout this..... There's this girl at my school that's really skinny with a giant head. She looks like one of those dum dum lollipops. I think that she does want to be skinny but she honestly looks like a lollipop. Its weird. Its like every time you look at her she seems a little smaller and her head a little bigger. For visual she basically looks like a pencil with an orange on top. I have really nothing to say today. Its Friday anyhow...
NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

SKULE SUX...

today is the day that I describe why I wish that school was illegal. My school had metal detector checks today and they wasted yet another 30 minutes of my life. At the beginning of the year, it was just a minor nuisance, but now that the idiots at the board of education have realized that gangs are real, IT IS POINTLESS. There is no reason that students need to be checked and probed by teachers since they're just going to bring their stuff back another day. Why would you waste your time to see if a kid has drugs, AT A METAL DETECTOR?!?!?!?!? Are you that stupid to even think that you'll catch some weed with one of those metal searching wand things? It just shows that going back to school, even as a teacher, makes you dumber. In addition, the school system is making this big deal about the swine flu, or H1N1. Her's the big truth that all the doctors and scientists don't want to hear...IT IS THE REGULAR OL' INFLUENZA. There is no difference. Has nobody noticed that the symptoms are pretty much EXACTLY the same??????????? We can't be that stupid. It's actually quite pathetic.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

First of all

First of all, this is not about me telling the world my problems... It is about exactly what the title says: What I think and why I don't care. I couldn't care less about what you or other people think about me because GUESS WHAT ?? it's not your blog!!!I am doing this to kill time and waste my youth away in front of a computer like the rest of America's teens. By now you may have the general idea about how this is going to be. I write what I feel and you can either read it and live with it OR not look at it at all. Which ever way you choose, it's not like I care. Alright that's enough for now, I'm getting bored... This has been an introduction to What I think and why I don't care.
NOW GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!