now that i have you attention, it is that time again for me to vent EVERYTHING even though there's not much to rant on.ok.... i made a facebook page... im failing algebra...and im bored to tears. that was basically the entire teenage generation in one simple description. i don't even have much to say because what AM i supposed to say? there's nothing interesting in the world that would remotely pertain to me directly. if there was i would rant about it, but since there isnt im probably gonna end everything at that. GAAAHHH this is boring.
WAIT!! rant subject:the twilight saga. here we go: first of all, never name anything in a series a saga. it is one of the LAMEST words in the english language. secondly, to all of you idiots who actually give a flying pickle about the pile of SHITatke (mushrooms) that stephanie meyers wrote about in two and a half days, and for the gabillionth time: VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!! if you want to read about sparkling night creatures, well you're on the wrong planet. the only night thingy that i can think of that even glows is an insect. that could just mean that all vampires are insects that need to be eliminated by a really big can of bug spray. next, whats with the whole team edward or team jacob debate? personally, id pick team jacob. reasons: 1. vampires are lame. 2. werewolves are lame too but not as lame as vampires. 3. i hate to admit it but, the dude who plays jacob actually looks better that the other guy. p.s. i dont know people's names so bear with me and follow carefully. lastly 4. there needs to be a van helsing in the story somewhere cuz these vampires have got to go. Next, the chick. whatsherface...bella. shes got problems!! the hard part is what are all her problems? she goes through just about what every other teenager goes through in life: she meets a dude. dude "breaks" her heart. ( as if we even know what heartbreak is). dude leaves. she goes into mad spiral. (i only know this cuz my sister dragged me to the movie. it was not willing). she finds new dude. likes new dude. old dude comes back. new and old dude fight for her. she becomes faced with "life threatening decision" between new and old dude. roll credits. WHAT A BOX OFFICE HIT!! if you couldnt tell, that was TOTAL sarcasm. its my native tongue. and in conclusion to my rant there are a few things id like to specify: 1. all those who like sparkling vampires who have serious issues can burn in the fiery depths of hades. 2. i gotta stop doing these rants cuz...? 3. if you have not seen thebigbouncinginflatablegreenball on youtube yet, then SHAME AND DISHONOR TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!
NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU LAZY WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!
bye!
