COLLEGE BITCHES!!

Why, hello there. Didn't see you standing there, breathing and whatnot. OH hell....yall know what i'm talking about. Its been a while hasn't it? yes yes i know. but Mommy has returned to feed her little chickadees. And yes, i did just call you small round birds. Antyway, how has life been so far for everyone? Honestly, i don't really care but it's apparently polite to ask. I've been well. I have officially started school as a college freshman. I'M SO OLD!!! just saying... Well i now attend a college in a city, within a state, a part of the United States. If you know where, then you,sir, are a creeper. Oh excuse me, you, sir or madam, are a creeper. Gotta keep it PC around these parts. Disregarding everything i have just said, i'm gonna do what i do best: typing whatever comes to mind for all you psychopaths out there is absorb my useless knowledge to share with the world around you, as if they really care. I think maybe the title to this one may be a bit misleading, if you think the way i do. "College Bitches" could quite possibly sound like i meant either female dogs or overly sexual girls who attend undergraduate courses at a respectable university. Definitely WAAAAAYYY off. Just thought i'd clear that up... i'll post again in about ten minutes...i gotta do something that is completely unrelated to ninja sluts or driving along the coast of the sea of tranquility. BRB! i hate that phrase/anagram/whatever the hell the word is that im looking for... Ok Bye, for noww... *insert creepy noises from 1930s movie soundtracks*