before i go to sleep..

before i go to sleep in thirty minutes, i figured that i might as well give you something to think about during your dull and awfully boring lives. hold on gotta do something..
ok im back.. like you cared.. anyway so i just watched Ong Bak 2!! omfg tony jaa is soo CUTE!! i say cute instead of mega soopah sexy cuz, well i dont really know but he just is.. if you dont know who he is then you needs to hit the google machine and type in his name and find out as quickly as possible..otherwise you suck..maybe not..but your awesome level would decrease drastically..and no one's awesome level is as high as mine but antyway. i gotta stop getting off topic like that. ok listen, my sister is officially a lame. a lame, for those who dont know, is a person who is lame (obviously). why is she a lame? because she is losing her freakin mind!! but thats normal for her. but mostly because she does something that gets on my nerves soooo much: sending me forwards that are stoopid.. im ok with just regular forwards but the ones that require you to send it to 40 people just irritate me to my very core..as i was saying before i went off on a tangent about forwards: tony jaa=awesome seriously just check youtube and search this guy. all those stunts he does are just like..insane. but in a good and kinda scary way. its scary cuz,if you think about it, this dude could totally destroy you. for some strange and demented reason, i find that AWESOME!! i feel that same way about jet li though. anyone who knows me knows that i love jet li. i always have and i always will. but THAT is a completely different story... i just realized that the last time i posted was like 2 months ago..my bad..but ive been busy and i dont have that time or attention span to do this every week or something. even though ive said i would before but..i lied. oh well. but when i do remember, you get stuff like this. pure idiocracy. i dont think thats a word and if it is im sure i spelled it wrong. ok so we just got netflix at the house.. it is amazing. all the shows that i used to watch back in the day when i was 7 are on netflix. like rugrats, hey arnold, ahhh real monsters, blues clues (with steve!!) and all that great stuff. i say blues clues with steve because, as all adoring blues clues fans know, steve left the show to go to "college" when i was little i didnt know that college usually lasted around 4 years. so once i got older i realized "hey, its been about 6 years and steve never came back..wth??" they replaced steve with joe, his supposed little brother. how does that work?? idk but i dont like it. now that i am officially a teenager and can look back on this show with memories, i found that joe was mega hot!! now if youre a real genius and are actually reading this post, theres something wrong with you. but if youre reading this and know about joe, then you know what im talking about.. if you dont belive me, go to the google machine and type in "joe from blues clues" once you get his real name (cuz i dont know it) look him up in google images.. trust me he's a cute one..

well its 10 and i gots to get some sleep..

TOODLES!!

Wassup!!! again.

ok so ive retyped this first sentence like twice already...im not gonna do it again. right now, its a friday and im bored as hellfire. dont ask me what that means but there it is. so im sittin here in front of my laptop, listening to some musica, with indiana jones on tv. all my nerds out there may be asking, "why arent you watching indie???" well cuz its the newer one from like '08 or something a nd i dont like it that much. i like the old ones from the 80s. the 80s isnt that old but for me it is since im not that old..today. im gonna be old tomorrow cuz i'll probably feel old then. i dont know what im talking about, im just ranting. ive warned you, all i do is think and type. whatever i think goes directly to the computer. omg, so im listening to f.t. island's new song.:love love love. its good and i likes it. that was random but i feel that you should know because if your gonna read this crap, then you have to know waht my ranting music consists of. i dont know any of the members names..dont tell my sister that, she'll yell at me. she thinks that you just have to know all the members of a group to be a fan. to be honest i just call them my new friends..she doesnt like that either. but i think its funny. i find it quite hilarious to mess with her. especially when i call a certain celebrity a CLUB. CLUB is an acronym for "crazy lil ugly boy". since ive told you what it stands for, i might as well tell you who the CLUB is. now before any weird fangirls hunt me down and skewer me, i dont actually think the boy is ferociously hideous. personally, he is VERY VERY VERY..."attractive". i cant use another word cuz leshee will cut me. but the word rhymes with flex-y. and that wasnt even a word. ok so this dude, also known between me and leshee as that olfunnylookinboy, is mr. lee joon. ATTENTION: READ THE ABOVE MESSAGE BEFORE ANY FANGIRLS WHO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE SECRETLY MARRIED TO HIM COME AND CUT ME IN MY SLEEP. now that that has been settled, let me tell you why i love messing with leshee (thats her if you couldnt tell by now). my first and only reason: she's my younger sister and i can do whatever i want to torment her cuz thats what i do. i still loves her though, after all the torturing i do. on the other hand, she knows how to torture me too. she actually does like the exact same thing to me that i use to mess with her!! can you believe that? a young girl who mimics what her older sister does...how wrong can this get? if i call joon a CLUB, she gets all sensitive and stuff. then she'll say something so wrong thats its should be illegal! she might say a potty word or yell but when she says something about the sexiest asian man on this planet, then we have a problem. leshee, if you read this, you know who im talking about. and for anyone else who doesnt, well first of all you suck cuz you dont know who he is. and second he is the one and only mega sexy, soopah awesome, beyond amazing BI. or Rain for the rest of us english-speakers...but antyway, before i go off on an entirely different rant, because i will, lets go back to messing with leshee. hold on, i just lost my full train of thought. that is sooo sad. oh well. all i need is another thought and i'll be fine. i want some cake. i like chocolate cake. i like chocolate. it is good. how can you not like chocolate? like, how can someone be that weird? chocolate is one the elixirs to my soul. chocolate, coffee, music, and some other stuff i cant think of right now. but anyway..i think im outta stuff to say. i hate this part of my rants: when i draw a blank. ok bye now!!

TODAY IS...WEDNESDAY!!!

ok so the title of this rant is a little weird. but i couldnt think of another one. but today really is wednesday. or it was, technically its thursday cuz its 1:15 am. but thats not the point. alrighty, so my lil sister is into blogging now and if you are insane enough to be reading this blog, you may as well read her blog. its http://apearlb.blogspot.com/ check it out. i'll warn you about her too. she is, of course, my little sister. some of my tendencies may have rubbed off on her. scratch that. she is just as random as i am. but the awesomeness level is different cuz she's younger. no one will ever get to the same level of amazing awesomeness as i am currently at. (can we say "narcissistic"??) yes we can and if you were as great as i am you would be this way as well. but im not really that obnoxiously arrogant. just then i was. i have spontaneous moments like that sometimes. but that's ok because i have papers for that. if you dont know what i mean, you should probably find out. soon. it's important. to the further existence of the universe. just kidding. but seriously.

ok so i always happen to do these in the middle of the night. i guess thats because im always up way too late and i have nothing better to do. but i digress. i think i'll tell you about what i did today. or yesterday. ach, whatever... OMG i watched "i love lucy" today. that is my all-time most favorite-est show ever!! i freaking love "i love lucy"!! i love pretty much anything created before either i or my parents were even conceived. is that weird? i dont know, maybe... but antyway, lucy is so awesome. i have a dvd box set of "the lucy show" not "i love lucy" but just as amazing all the same. i adore lucy (lucille ball) but i have a mega crush on, of course, ricky (desi arnaz) . but how can you not? his accent is so...i dont really know. i just like it. but still, if you ever pay attention to him while watching the show, trust me: you will fall in love. that actually kinda sucks cuz he's dead. but i dont care about that minor detail. i love him antyway. i think stuff made in the modern times is just too complicated. for example, why on earth would i need an app to find the closest star in the galaxy at this very moment in time while i type my thoughts on my laptop at a quarter till 2 in the morning? could someone just tell me why? and dont tell me "well because, phlyckted, it's just nice to have that possibility at your fingertips!" now look here you freakish waste of space: first of all, you need special permission to address me by Phlyckted. secondly, if you must call me by said name, you need to capitalize it. and thirdly, i love jet li! that has nothing do with anything i just said, but i felt that it was important for you to know. and it's the true, i LOVE jet li. he's sooooo cute. and he could probably kill me. not probably, he could kill me. i should hope that he doesnt at any point in time, but it is possible. he's cute, adorable, sexy (in his own way) and deadly. i dont really know whether to hug him or shoot him for fear that he'll beat me to a bloody pulp!! is that not the craziest thing youve ever heard?? maybe not the craziest. i dont know you, so you may have heard worse from other people. but from me, so far, is that the craziest? im being redundant, again. im sorry. i do that when i ramble for extended periods of time. most of the people i know would have stopped me by now... so i'll spare you the torture of reading this anymore. see ya tomorrow (most likely) because i doubt i'll be doing anything special. BYE!!

THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN :

5..4..3..2..1.. BOOM

haha ;P

what's hapnin??

hey people of the world! howsitgoin?? im good if you wanted to know. but i doubt whether or not you wanted to know. i said i was gonna do these weekly but im late. i think...i dont really know either way. ANTYWAY im kinda bored-ish right now and i wanted to share my feelings with the world. ok thats enough bull... truth is im bored, im on the computer, im gonna ramble and/or rant, and you the reader is gonna read it of course. now pay attention and read carefully cuz im not gonna make as many references back to previous posts as i usually do. now since i used to live in memphis, school started at the beginning of august. meaning that i would only have like 2 weeks left of school. and that would be depressing. but out here in las vegas, school doesnt start till the end of august. so i literally have another month to loaf around and do nothing. but i do that anyway. i plan to learn a song on my guitar by christmas, which would be a miracle considering i cant read music worth shit-ake mushrooms. im giving my self till christmas cuz well, stuff gets distracting and i wont achieve my goal if i gave myself another time. that doesnt sound right. oh well. i dont really care right now. oh yeah by the way its 3:31 in the morning. that means you have been warned. anything that i say, i cannot be held responsible for. i am not liable for any damage that this post may cause. thus you have been warned yet again.

alrighty lets get to the rambling/ranting. i gots a question. why is it that you cant buy stuff thats not from america in america? that may sound like a dumbdumb question but it has background information. ok so i like kpop right? right. so why cant i buy my favorite artists' new albums? im affected by this cuz se7en just came out with a MEGA NEW album last week and i have to download the songs from the internet. i had to do that with everything that i want. actually, come to think of it, ive had to do that for every song that i get. thats a major problem. now if there were a store, vendor, or random guy selling them on the street, i would definitely buy the albums. i cant even remember the last time i bought a cd. i got an ipod when they first came out cuz im spoiled like that, but what does that say about me? im spoiled and cant remember the last time i bought a cd. i think the last cd i ever bought was a b2k cd. and b2k was out how long ago?? exactly. aw man i sound old as hell... but im gonna exaggerate, i tend to do that. but the point of this rant was to express how and why it is not possible for me to purchase such items. but dude that angers me! and there is just all kinds of junk and stuff in the world that can be in my possession but its not. i think its better this way. there are so many other ways that money could be spent. global issues for instance. the cash that could be used for buying a car that runs on freaking jet fuel could be spent on feeding a group of small children for a year or six. but who am i to say anything? i just said i got an ipod when they came out. talking about deep stuff makes me sound like a hypocrite. but trust me. i may be spoiled but im no whiny, bratty, irritating, stuck-up, snobby, snooty, botox-injected, south-beach-diet-doing, cant-wash-a-dish-to-save-my-life, gold digger. im from memphis and moved clear across the country. theres no time to be like that. i got stuff to do and people to meet in my life. those activities and people arent gonna want to wait for me to grow up.

im sorry. im wayyy of track. but thats ok cuz this was a rant anyway. im gonna stop now. good morning world!!

NOW GO DO SOMETHING RELATIVE TO SOCIETY!!

jkjk society sucks... ;)

bleh

ok so im mega bored and i have nothing better to do right now, so im gonna type and think at the same time now. uhhhh...well, i dont really know what to say...im listening to a relatively new song: "Turn it up" by T.O.P. i like this song even though i have no idea what the hell hes saying. but who cares? half the stuff i listen to, i dont know what the people are saying anyway. but i dont really care. i think i just said the same thing twice...oh well. i said i was bored, youve been warned. so by now that song is over and 2ne1 is playing. "fire" is the song. i doubt that you really care about what im listening to but its not like i have anything else to do. ok so ive officially ran out of junk to say. like for real. im gonna sit here and ramble. sooo...ugh someone gimme some ideas to rant about... URGHHA!!! im bored!!! ach, i guess i'll get off now since my boredom hath taken over my soul. well bye now. im not even gonna change colors of stuff or anything. just because i have nothing else to say.

BYE NOW, MY MINIONS!!

soo much to say...

ok so here we go...

in the past few months i have moved straight across the country, expanded my knowledge of international entertainment, solidified my hatred of all things vampire related, discovered new ways to make people sad and happy at the same time, and became generally awesomer.

now i know that probably no one has ever read this or ever will, but it's something to do when it's 2 in the morning and you have nothing to do anyway (besides sleeping).
first of all, the moving thing. so my family and i have moved, literally, from coast to coast. from tennessee to nevada isnt exactly coast to coast but you get what i mean. pros: new city, new life, new stuff. cons: IM IN THE FUCKING DESERT! im not sure if anyone else is upset about that but i sure as hell am. it's sooooo dry out here. and the sun is mega bright but there's no humidity so i guess its not all that bad.

this one's gonna be long, so bear with me...
my expanded knowledge of international entertainment, meaning im FULLY into asian music right now. now some might think "how is that a problem? it doesnt sound weird to me." well all ye weirdos who speak in correctly formed sentences, i am not asian. i am an african-american from the south and listening to "foreign" music can be seen as weird or uncouth. so as i was saying, im digging asian music. mostly kpop at the moment. why do you ask? i dont really know. i just kinda fell into it.

~~~STORY TIME~~~

ok so im gonna tell you why im into it because i just lied. so one day, a long time ago, in a far away land called my living room ,i watched a movie. not just any old movie, a movie that has changed my life forever. not really forever but definitely for a long time. in this movie there is a guy. not just any guy, he's is the most gorgeous man i have seen in the past 2 1/2 years. yea i said two and a half. antyway his name: Bi (Rain for us english speakers) and he is sooooo insanely sexy. it's unbelievable. now dont go thinking that i found out about rain through ninja assassin. cuz thats not the movie i watched. when i watched said movie it was in the middle of 2008 and i had no idea that this dude even existed. the movie's title: i'm a cyborg, but that's ok. its really an awesome movie, kinda funny with some romance and junk, but i was definitely interested in the male lead in the movie. so once the movie was over and the credits rolled i googled it, to find out what the hell i just watched. (for it is not in english) while googling i looked up the cast, crew, and all that good stuff and found that the male lead role was mega hot! at that point i was hooked. since then i have found pictures everywhere, learned random facts that normal people shouldnt know, etc. dont judge me im only human, as far as i know. ok so i now have about 12 songs on my ipod (and counting cuz im not done yet) and found other artists that hail from the far east. for example, my new favorite boyband/group of individuals: BIGBANG iloves me some BIGBANG! if you dont know who they are then doom on you! (thank you ice age) i also love MBLAQ showing how up to date i am...which is not that far. i LOVE Se7en and 2NE1. hmmm who else??? oh yeah! SHINee, Beast, U-KISS, Epik High, Diggy-Mo, and bunches of other people whom i cant even remember right now... and it all started with a movie i watched cuz it was raining outside and nothing else was on tv. oh how the world works, i shall never know. now i could say more (lots more) but im gonna spare you the details of my soopah interesting life.

oh no i forgot what i was gonna say next... aw man i just had a total braindead moment. not good. at least not for me. for the poor soul who may be reading this, it's probably best. just gimme a minute...i'll think of something to brighten your day with... is it just me or did i use the word "definitely" like forty times just then??? never mind that i had a random moment...

...............???? aw hell i dont know. this is why i shouldnt talk about stuff im interested in. because i rant and then i cant think of anything else to say afterwards...URGHA!!!! (as my sister would say) **sigh** to be honest i just dont wanna type anymore. besides the fact that i do love kpop and want the world to know it, that last part was kinda long and i dont think anything else i say can surpass it. oh! and in contradiction to a previous post, i have gotten a 3rd ear piercing (sp?) yea well it's 3 am and i should probably go now...so hit me up on twitter http://twitter.com/PHLYCKTED01, facebook, etc. and im working on putting some junk on youtube to go with the other junk thats already there.

i hope you enjoyed this rant, it was kinda long and ive lost interest but it was fun while it lasted. uhhh i think i might start doing these on a weekly basis, probably not daily cuz i'll forget to do it.

~~~~~~~~NOW GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE FOR HUMANITY!!~~~~~~~~~

DEATH TO ALL!!! this thing has spoilers in it. just so you know.

now that i have you attention, it is that time again for me to vent EVERYTHING even though there's not much to rant on.ok.... i made a facebook page... im failing algebra...and im bored to tears. that was basically the entire teenage generation in one simple description. i don't even have much to say because what AM i supposed to say? there's nothing interesting in the world that would remotely pertain to me directly. if there was i would rant about it, but since there isnt im probably gonna end everything at that. GAAAHHH this is boring.

WAIT!! rant subject:the twilight saga. here we go: first of all, never name anything in a series a saga. it is one of the LAMEST words in the english language. secondly, to all of you idiots who actually give a flying pickle about the pile of SHITatke (mushrooms) that stephanie meyers wrote about in two and a half days, and for the gabillionth time: VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!! if you want to read about sparkling night creatures, well you're on the wrong planet. the only night thingy that i can think of that even glows is an insect. that could just mean that all vampires are insects that need to be eliminated by a really big can of bug spray. next, whats with the whole team edward or team jacob debate? personally, id pick team jacob. reasons: 1. vampires are lame. 2. werewolves are lame too but not as lame as vampires. 3. i hate to admit it but, the dude who plays jacob actually looks better that the other guy. p.s. i dont know people's names so bear with me and follow carefully. lastly 4. there needs to be a van helsing in the story somewhere cuz these vampires have got to go. Next, the chick. whatsherface...bella. shes got problems!! the hard part is what are all her problems? she goes through just about what every other teenager goes through in life: she meets a dude. dude "breaks" her heart. ( as if we even know what heartbreak is). dude leaves. she goes into mad spiral. (i only know this cuz my sister dragged me to the movie. it was not willing). she finds new dude. likes new dude. old dude comes back. new and old dude fight for her. she becomes faced with "life threatening decision" between new and old dude. roll credits. WHAT A BOX OFFICE HIT!! if you couldnt tell, that was TOTAL sarcasm. its my native tongue. and in conclusion to my rant there are a few things id like to specify: 1. all those who like sparkling vampires who have serious issues can burn in the fiery depths of hades. 2. i gotta stop doing these rants cuz...? 3. if you have not seen thebigbouncinginflatablegreenball on youtube yet, then SHAME AND DISHONOR TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!
NOW GET OFF THE COMPUTER YOU LAZY WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!

bye!