MY FIRST HURRICANE!!!

Hey hey hey! what is up my little chickadees! yes, it is ture i survived my first hurricane last week. Hurricane isaac, aka hurricane fuck-up-poe's-first-week-of-college, has ended and i have finally been able to access my classes. Thank the stars above, because i was getting a little tired of no school. As fucked up as that seems, i really was excited for my first day of college. Then the damn storm had to and SOIL IT SOIL IT SOIL IT SOIL IT. sorry had to stop myself just then... ok so you guys know that ive never posted an actual picture on here. well there's my facebook thingy but what good does that really do??? So, for the first time in history, the Great Poe of Phlycktopia is going to post a photo! here we go... and insert picture....NOW!  

ok so i lied. its not a picture.. but hey, the still shot is pretty good! This group is called FOURTUNATE. theyre from Australia and are really good. and they LOOK good. and sound good. and look good.. you know where im going with that... antyway, you peoples should listen to them because i said so. and the tiny itty bitty fact that im kinda slightly a small bit in love with the guy you see there, the one with the hat: Jakiel. yes, oh yes. i am in love. i love him to an unnatural degree. i hope he never reads this.. no! im lying. i hope he reads this and suddenly fall in love with me as we ride off into the sunset on a green unicorn that farts roses!

that was extreme. sorry but i really do like him them, as a group...YOU KNOW. anyway, moving on.

ive discuused the various junk that i usually listen to. and by junk, i mean that its actually very good. im gonna post another pretty much riht after this one where i put MORE ACTUAL PICTURES.

GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE FOR THE WORLD!

Returned.

alrighty then. i lied. It wasnt ten minutes. it was like almost an hour. my task took longer than expected. hold on, not done yet... now i need to shower. yall REALLY didnt need to know that. and im pretty sure you didnt want to know it either. if you did, please stop reading this because now i am officially creeped out. google is telling me that "creeped" is not a real word. well, google, you all can suck my paynis. (which is also not a real word) im gonna bathe now. i feel kinda gross. I'LL BE BACK. with weapons. and a spoon. geez im weird... ok guys so i lied again. im not weird! you all should know that by now. and if you dont, there is something seriously broken with you. Like a malfunction in your hardware. i like that word, malfunction. tis a fun word. so is tis. why am i going on about etymology right now?? someone help me! im so strange! ok so now im gonna stop talking about me, (which i love to do via the intranet but not in person)and talk about other people. even though they rarely come into relevance to me. antyway, lemme tell you peoples about the fuckery that goes on within a college ON THE FIRST DAY. Yes, i said the first day. There are some serious crazies around here. I don't know who the hell let them out of their cages, but someone really needs to call animal control. i typed that whole sentence without any grammar errors *self high five* moving on, some psychotic man let his daughter out of the house looking like a complete clown. Literally, she had more makeup on her face at once than the all the casts of RuPaul's drag race COMBINED. It was kinda bad. But its not like the dad gave her any choices, he kept telling her that she needed to fix her face. SO i place all the blame on the terrible fathering this man is doing, none on the poor multicoloured clown faced child. oh garsh my leg is asleep. i hate when that happens cuz it feels like there's some kind of alien thing draining the life out of your afflicted body part. Garsh it's awkward. dammit i forgot where i was going with that. ok im bored again, so i guess im finished. that was thrilling (-__-*)p.s im thoroughly in love with emoji. as you can see. Now go do something productive in this world!!!!!! (#^.^#) TOODIES!

COLLEGE BITCHES!!

Why, hello there. Didn't see you standing there, breathing and whatnot. OH hell....yall know what i'm talking about. Its been a while hasn't it? yes yes i know. but Mommy has returned to feed her little chickadees. And yes, i did just call you small round birds. Antyway, how has life been so far for everyone? Honestly, i don't really care but it's apparently polite to ask. I've been well. I have officially started school as a college freshman. I'M SO OLD!!! just saying... Well i now attend a college in a city, within a state, a part of the United States. If you know where, then you,sir, are a creeper. Oh excuse me, you, sir or madam, are a creeper. Gotta keep it PC around these parts. Disregarding everything i have just said, i'm gonna do what i do best: typing whatever comes to mind for all you psychopaths out there is absorb my useless knowledge to share with the world around you, as if they really care. I think maybe the title to this one may be a bit misleading, if you think the way i do. "College Bitches" could quite possibly sound like i meant either female dogs or overly sexual girls who attend undergraduate courses at a respectable university. Definitely WAAAAAYYY off. Just thought i'd clear that up... i'll post again in about ten minutes...i gotta do something that is completely unrelated to ninja sluts or driving along the coast of the sea of tranquility. BRB! i hate that phrase/anagram/whatever the hell the word is that im looking for... Ok Bye, for noww... *insert creepy noises from 1930s movie soundtracks*

WASABI BENCHES?!?!?!

What is up, people of the world?? I know, i know...i havent posted in a while but its like midnight and my movie plans were cancelled sooo...well hows everyone's life been? mine's been pretty..decent. well im now a senior in high school! class of 2012 baby! SWAGnation!!! yea i'll be done after this year! then its off to college. im a debutante (if you dont know what it is then google it) and soon my cotillion will be happening and i'll be done with it. dont get me wrong, i like being a deb, but after 4 of the 9 months that this has been going on for...i started it to wish i hadnt signed up for it. i really liked it in the beginning but then we had to start paying for shit and doing other crap that was just useless and a waste of my life. my big sister (the woman who im apparently sposed to emulate) is never around and the other ladies are crazy annoying..except for one, she's awesome..but antyway the latest and most irritating endeavor is the dance practice that we have to go through. every monday (for like the last month) we've had to spend two hours dancing around and pretending that we enjoy prancing around like little idiots. i think that as soon as this thing is over, all the debs should have a collective burning of the ladies. all of them. except for the cool one. but the rest of them can be burned. antyway on to other shit about my life so far. like i said im a senior and im taking senior classes. for example my dumbass is taking 3, countem, 3 AP classes. what the hell is wrong with me?? i mean AP? really? and i actually like the classes. why the hell am i enjoying AP classes?? there's got to be something internally fucked up about me. i also have 2 honors classes. so let's do some math here. 3 APs and 2 honors. that equals 5 classes. im taking 6 classes this year. can you guess what the last one is? PE. im taking a PE class with mostly sophomores. yep, sophomores. why do you ask? because in tennessee, only one PE credit is needed for graduation, which i completed freshman year. then we moved to this godforsaken place and you need two credits.so now, as a senior, im in a PE class with lots of youngins. but its all good. two good things come from this: first- the girls in my class are pretty nice and im cool with some of them. so thats good. the other thing is that we do actually exercise in PE. so im losing weight and getting graded for it. so by the time prom rolls around, i could possibly be sexy...but that leads me into something else i wanna tell you. there's a guy at my school(well theres kinda two guys) and i really like him. the first guy, or second, or, the first one i'll tell about, or...fuck it..this one is really cool. he's nice and smart and sweet and likes anime and makes me laugh and is really attractive. i dont say attractive meaning the old person way of saying he isnt ugly. i honestly think he looks good but its more of a model type, so i dont say cute or fuine or sexy or shit like that. like you know..a model. he just looks good. antyway he has a gf but as if i gave a fuck. im pretty sure he likes me as much as i like him so its all good. except for the fact that we kinda had a major "conversation" and lost touch for about three months. we've kinda started back talking but its not the same as it was before. antyway the next guy, well ive never had like a full lengthy convo with him. actually ive never said more than ten words to the guy. but he is one of the most beautiful human beings i have seen in my young life. literally. i am not joking. he is so incredibly sexy that i can't really focus when im around him. well whenever he comes around i kinda freeze up and just watch him. he waves and says hi but i just about die. once i ran into him and smelled so good. youre probably thinking i should go with the model type right? you have no idea how much ive heard that. sorry but im a 17 year old girl. what the hell did you expect?? well antyway im kinda conflicted between the two. but whatevers. senior year pretty awesome so far, i hope it doesnt start sucking later...im done for now. DEUCES!!
NOW GO DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!

i got nothing better to do..

hello hello hello world of the intranet!! yes i am aware that i spelled internet wrong but its an inside joke and unless you know me personally then you wont understand it. sooo howsitgoin?? im only asking because im concerned. about the entire world that is..not just you whoever you are..so i signed up for this giveaway thing and, like an idiot, checked the box that said "notify me for any related comments by email" that was stupid..i have gotten literally 79 emails over the last 45 minutes..that is INSANITY!! i cant beleive it. and here i thought that if i signed uo early for me and my sister (cuz i signed her up too, im not that mean..)i wouldn't get a billion emails in an hour.. but that was a naive thought, shame on me for even imagining such a thing. anyway i just did that and i had to tell somebody. so my day has been relatively boring and uneventful.. actually thats not quite true..i saw my dad start skipping in the parking lot of best buy earlier so that was interesting and funny as hell..new subject! i am so ready for Christmas, you dont even know! my family is coming put here on thursday and we are gonna party till new years and its gonna be awesome! i wonder what everyone wants for christmas? i want cash...i kinda gave up on the whole "parents give stuff" thing for the holidays. my parents dont really know what i like besides my music choices. so i also want a cd for christmas. not just any cd..the GDTOP unit album!! cuz they are awesome and im awesome and we just go together like that. anyway i feel like they (my parents)might actually get it for me because they always go out of their way to get me, my lil brother and lil sister all the junk we want. you could say we are spoiled because that is true. but you should say that our parents love us because if we were just plain spoiled we wouldnt have to work hard in school or be nice to each other or even talk to our parents..like some kids do. but any way, i just had a freakin hallmark moment,i hope everybdy in the world can get what they want for christmans, hannukah, kwanzaa (they dont give gifts but still..), winter solstice, and whatever else anybody else celebrates..ok so i think im done for now cuz my leg is asleep..

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
now go do something useful for the planet..

bored to tears, again..

ok so im sitting at the house and obviously im typing up a post...if you cant figure that part out then you may want to stop reading now. anyway, im sitting in my room and i realize: im bored. it was weird, like an epiphany or something. i like that word, epiphany. its fun to say but difficult to type cuz im not that good at spelling. as you can see, i just wrote cuz instead of because. but who says because anymore? i dont..at least not that much. i feel like rambling, and thats what im doing!! YAAAAAAAAY. ok so im really losing my mind. im actually losing it. i swear i just heard somebody outside my window...i think i need some serious psychological help. but thats for another day's rant. well im bored to tears, again...i watched some movies yesterday..they were awesome. for example i watched batman:the movie. if you dont know what that is then you suck and you should go die in a corner somewhere cuz no one likes you, and secondly its the one with the world's best graphics and adam west. i loves that movie. the graphics are just so bad...I LOVE IT!! i love the weird "sounds" that come up during the fights.. THWAP! FWOOSH!! KABOOM!!! KERSPLOOSH??? i just crack up at that. but i still love that movie. any way i watched some other ones too. i watched ong bak :the thai warrior. it was AWWWWESOME!!! i have a new love and his name is tony jaa. if you havent seen that then omg you NEED to. it was so freaking awesome. he kicked this dude once and the fight was over!! EPIC!! but i didnt know that tony jaa was so beast. but i now know that he is ferociously BEAST!! i have the feeling that my sister is gonna read this and be like "oh no he is my friend. i knew him first and tried to tell you but you wouldnt listen blah blah blah blah blah..." thats usually how our conversations go up until i call joon a CLUB and she storms off..well guess what leshee? you DIDNT know him first!!! carlos did. but thats not the point! i knew before you!! i feel so mega extra special too!! (special in a good way)so you can suck it!! if there was anything to suck..that sounded weird. ok back to my movies..i watched something else..what was it?? i dont remember..dammit..oh wait yes i do.. it was this movie that was sooo hilarious!! it was awesome..the bodyguard..thats the name. it was soo freakin funny..i cried laughing..and i dont do that to many movies. i cry alot but you cant blame me for that.. im emotional!!!omg im gonna cry now!! jkjk im not gonna cry but i might later if i watch the lion king or something..ive actually only cried to that once, when i was like 4. i have never in my life cried to titanic. whenever i tell someone that they freak and say "you have no emotions!! are you a robot or something??" and im like "no i just didnt cry..they both could have survived but she took up all the space on that piece of wood cuz she was old and shouldnt have messing with a 17 year old boy anyway and the movie just wasnt sad to me!!" then they look at me all crazy and say im weird. i cry to shakespeare in love though..i feel like such a wimp when i cry to that but again im a teen and my emotions are all phlyckted and such..one more thing before i go.. oh crap i forgot..well never mind..

VALETE OMNES!!

before i go to sleep..

before i go to sleep in thirty minutes, i figured that i might as well give you something to think about during your dull and awfully boring lives. hold on gotta do something..
ok im back.. like you cared.. anyway so i just watched Ong Bak 2!! omfg tony jaa is soo CUTE!! i say cute instead of mega soopah sexy cuz, well i dont really know but he just is.. if you dont know who he is then you needs to hit the google machine and type in his name and find out as quickly as possible..otherwise you suck..maybe not..but your awesome level would decrease drastically..and no one's awesome level is as high as mine but antyway. i gotta stop getting off topic like that. ok listen, my sister is officially a lame. a lame, for those who dont know, is a person who is lame (obviously). why is she a lame? because she is losing her freakin mind!! but thats normal for her. but mostly because she does something that gets on my nerves soooo much: sending me forwards that are stoopid.. im ok with just regular forwards but the ones that require you to send it to 40 people just irritate me to my very core..as i was saying before i went off on a tangent about forwards: tony jaa=awesome seriously just check youtube and search this guy. all those stunts he does are just like..insane. but in a good and kinda scary way. its scary cuz,if you think about it, this dude could totally destroy you. for some strange and demented reason, i find that AWESOME!! i feel that same way about jet li though. anyone who knows me knows that i love jet li. i always have and i always will. but THAT is a completely different story... i just realized that the last time i posted was like 2 months ago..my bad..but ive been busy and i dont have that time or attention span to do this every week or something. even though ive said i would before but..i lied. oh well. but when i do remember, you get stuff like this. pure idiocracy. i dont think thats a word and if it is im sure i spelled it wrong. ok so we just got netflix at the house.. it is amazing. all the shows that i used to watch back in the day when i was 7 are on netflix. like rugrats, hey arnold, ahhh real monsters, blues clues (with steve!!) and all that great stuff. i say blues clues with steve because, as all adoring blues clues fans know, steve left the show to go to "college" when i was little i didnt know that college usually lasted around 4 years. so once i got older i realized "hey, its been about 6 years and steve never came back..wth??" they replaced steve with joe, his supposed little brother. how does that work?? idk but i dont like it. now that i am officially a teenager and can look back on this show with memories, i found that joe was mega hot!! now if youre a real genius and are actually reading this post, theres something wrong with you. but if youre reading this and know about joe, then you know what im talking about.. if you dont belive me, go to the google machine and type in "joe from blues clues" once you get his real name (cuz i dont know it) look him up in google images.. trust me he's a cute one..

well its 10 and i gots to get some sleep..

TOODLES!!